- John Green
Monday May 5 @ 08:44pmmy favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
Friday May 5 @ 08:10pm
Thursday May 5 @ 06:43pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 08:54pmi have so much homework
what movie should i watch
Sunday May 5 @ 10:09pm
Sunday May 5 @ 04:49pmi’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
Sunday May 5 @ 03:50pmwhy is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
Friday May 5 @ 04:21pmonce i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
Wednesday May 5 @ 08:08pmpeople used to have to paint their own selfies
